The Mean Streets of Seattle
[A dark and stormy night! A handsome young man: prey for an invisible predator who terrorizes him like a catpire with a mouse, finally pursuing him to the dead end of the docks. He has nowhere to run! He has nowhere to hide! Finally the creature strikes! He collapses, screaming in agony as the venom takes over! I am… really confused, because this looks like a movie about actual vampires and actual vampiring.]
This pretty much explains why Eclipse is the best Twiglet film to date. Of course, I expect the Breaking Dawn(s) to go back to being Utterly Ludicrous in Every Way.