Oh, FFS @empiremagazine

Best Actress
Noel Clarke – man’s man, lady’s man, man about town – is presenting this one and looking sharp doing it. He’s wearing sunglasses, despite ambient light levels approximating those of a dark room.

(in an amazing short, scoop-back dress. That’s a definite win.)

Noomi Rapace’s just won the award for best actress (deservedly, from everything I’ve heard) for a role that does not trade on her looks, and you go straight for a comment about the style of her dress and her sex appeal. This is the sound of my head hitting the desk really bloody hard.


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